everything is overrated everything is underrated everything is interesting everything is boring everything makes me happy everything makes me sad

beeerntacos: do you like to eat fish

no, fish are my homies. I don’t eat my homies.

Anonymous: you're a slut

grow up

everything is really good right now

crystoline: invite me over

hi crystal wanna come over

getting drunk by myself because why not

mayahawk: princess angel eggplant

babe do your homework

watching Friends

CHANDLER AND JOEY JUST LEFT ROSS’S BABY ON THE BUS.

covered in asphalt burns from trying to rescue a puppy in the street

my life is a Babysitter’s Club novel

Anonymous: PUT YOUR FACEBOOK BACK ON YOU CRAZY HOMO!!!!!!!1!!!1-=---

okay we get it you drink coffee, you like coffee, you go to starbucks, you like starbucks, you spend all your time starbucks shut the fuck up no one cares